We are walking down a dreary lane deep into a mystic dark wood. The air is moist and thick with fear, shadows dance in the treetops and the howling winds mock our every step…tension runs high just as the scary music begins to make itself known in the background…this is SPOOKY huh?
I know you are frightened. I know I’m frightened but we must continue…
YOU are so brave…
See that cabin…it’s just like a cabin straight out of one of those films…those SPOOKY films, I won’t mention any details…
AHA!!! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the woods…
A Blurry photo of a scary tree with a witch face…oh my….
THIS IS SO SPOOKY!!!
I could go on you know. I could mention cannibals and zombies and headless horsemen. I could amuse and delight you with terrifyingly SPOOKY tales of monsters and boogeymen and all those things that go bump in the night and all the strange events that occur in these very SPOOKY woods at night.
I could surprise you with a hungry dinosaur on the attack…
But none of that is really spooky…what scares me is how at this time of year I am bombarded with these haute bags of “fun” size candy that taunt and tease me at the grocery store as I am trying to buy healthy food for my family! They call out to me “Nancy, Come eat us, we are deliciously chocolate.” “We are so small we practically have no calories…”
The first couple of weeks I can say no with not much of a problem, but after a while I crack and begin to buy what will be countless bags of tiny chocolate bars which I will guiltily consume late at night when everyone is asleep.
I eat through the bags and then I am forced to buy more bags. The cycle repeats itself until Halloween when I must go out and buy more just in time for the cute little trick-or-treaters .
Is this a conspiracy by the government or The Hershey Corporation? I don’t know, but somebody’s getting richer while I spend all my hard-earned cash on chocolate and pants with elastic waistbands…
…alas such is life…
Have a superbly SPOOKY day!
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